Thursday, April 24, 2008

How To Lie With Statistics

Here's some interesting stats on the men who have checked out my internet dating profile so far:
32 Men have the cojones to allow me the liberty of knowing they've viewed my profile.
Of those 32 men
9 are at least a decade older than me.
The oldest is 60.
6 of them only looked at me because I contacted them.
15 are Christians.
Almost all of them have beards, motorcycles, and have included photos portraying themselves with dead fish on a hook (or bloody, in their hands). Like that's a turn on for women.
And you wonder why some men complain their wives just lay there like a cold fish. Isn't that a turn on for men?

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